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Brody Culpepper.

American.


Big money, no whammies!
Circle gets the square.
Do you want to fight, or do you want to <x>!
Double down.
Five bucks <hand signal> FIIIIVE bucks.
Football, you bet!
He’s got a sandwich in one hand, and the fuckin’ head in the other!
If you’re going to bring it to nationals, you better bring it on!
Move over, bacon!
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
Puppy! (or Kitty!)
Push the button, Max.
There are two kinds of people in this world { , my friend }: those who <x> and those who <y>.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
<x>, for breakfast?
<x>, now with Retsyn®.