Productos Glodis.

Mexico

Current products (December 2003): Viceyo, Pall Mali, Poots, Marlbaro, Enson & Hedge, Ralfigi, Acmel, Delgado, Parlamen, Faro

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IT'S TIME FOR THE SUPER SLAP-HAPPY PRODUCT WORD JUMBLE MANIA LOONY LITIGATION GAME SHOW!

It just doesn't get any better than Productos Glodis. Not only do they sell ten brands of copyright-infringement friendly "mimi cigarritos" in packs of twenty-four, they also sell knock-off mini cereal boxes, soaps, toothpastes, etc, all with slight changes to the product names. Sometimes they forget to alter the names a little bit, though it's not like they're fooling anyone by photoshopping a cereal box so it reads "FLOOT LOOPS."

COPN POPS? These jet-puffed hydrolyzed corn mash substrates will help you cope with the trials and tribulations of your go-go lifestyle. Look for Cop'n Pops wherever pharmaceutically-enhanced food products are allowed by law.

The tiny, tiny boxes of both the candy cigarette and cereal packages contain little colored candy pebbles that taste like gum-flavored soap (now I'm regretting passing on the soap set, I bet it tastes like candy). They also don't give their address. I bet they're secretly Dulces Anahuac or Tarancon y Cia.

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Viceyo.

Nogales, Mexico - December 2003.

This Viceyo package actually had one of the fakeroo cereal brands on the back. TO THE EBAYMOBILE POST-HASTE, MY CHUM-SCENTED CHUM

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Pall Mali.

Nogales, Mexico - December 2003.

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Poots.

Nogales, Mexico - December 2003.

See how fast we fall when we change product names slightly? This is obviously a take-off on the Mexican "Boots" brand of cigarettes.

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Marlbaro.

Nogales, Mexico - December 2003.

This is the most information you're going to find on these packs. Candy, ten grams.

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Enson & Hedge.

Nogales, Mexico - December 2003.

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Ralfigi.

Nogales, Mexico - December 2003.

Typically for each product only one or two letters are changed ... Someone had a burst of creativity on the Glodis lot one day. But nothing's ever going to beat RALEY G.

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Acmel.

Nogales, Mexico - December 2003.

This is what I look for in a candy cigarette, I mean, candy pebble -- the great taste of camel. I mean, acmel.

I'm pretty sure someone could write a small program to create these toss-off one-liners. I am sure of it.

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Delgado.

Nogales, Mexico - December 2003.

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Parlamen.

Nogales, Mexico - December 2003.

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Faro.

Nogales, Mexico - December 2003.