Best/Worst Chemistry Pick-up Lines
FOR THOSE WITH A MORBID FASCINATION OF ALL THINGS CHEMISTRAL
by Dr. Scott Berk

1. Taken any good spectra lately? 2. Hey baby! I'll be the nucleophile if you'll be the electrophile! 3. I'd really like to titrate with you. 4. Let me show you my Schlenk line ... 5. My favorite mechanism is a backside attack. And you? 6. I'm ... an ecomonics major ... going for my MBA! 7. What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier? 8. Your lab or mine? 9. Have you seen the latest issue of J.A.C.S.? 10. I feel exothermic tonight!