PETA vs. Veget-Aryans.
A PETA member calibrates the pneumatic spiked tenderizer.
Ethically tenderizing pig head.
The tenderizer makes short work of the pig's head, rendering it absolutely delicious in 5.3 seconds.
Geekboy primes the meat cannon. The Veget-Aryans at this point are launching carrots at PETA members as a pre-emptive first strike. PETA can no longer refrain from meat-based retaliation. Food must be answered in kind. With more food.
Right: Dr. Brody Culpepper pauses dramatically before launching into another pro-meat invective. Left: Victims.
"When you eat a cow, its spirit lives on inside you ... "
Occasionally as the carnage moved up the street, a well-meaning parent would place their hands over junior's eyes and ears. But that smell. Oooh, that smell. The olfactory-based siren call of properly-cooked chunks of animal flesh.
Tasteecakes takes a moment between bullhorn rants to demonstrate proper all-out meat-eating skills.
Pig's head meat-based sculpture.
A caring member of PETA's Outreach Department lightly carves a pig's head. Between the constantly-flying meat and carrots, the meatspray from the chainsaw work, and the meat tossed to the crowd, your chances of being pelted with dead animal flesh and/or vegetables approached the 100% mark the longer you walked alongside the shambling horde.
I don't remember asking for a hot dog at this point, but how could I pass up...MEAT?
Eat'in???
Running chainsaws tend to keep counter-demonstrators far enough back to weaken the effect of their hurled blasphemy and carrots.
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