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Caption: "Sufee Absolutly poooochhedd"

This is one of those dogs that needs to be slapped around. I can sense it. It's a tiny little shit that has a world of attitude. I remember another dog like this, every time we went over our friend's house this tiny little dog would bark and bark and bark and wouldn't shut up even though everyone yelled at it. So one time while it was doing this, my friend took an ice cube from his limited-edition fast food soft drink collector's cup and chucked it at the dog in frustration. Wasn't really aiming anywhere. Hit the dog right between the eyes.

It shut up, and never bothered us again. Now that's a beautiful love story.

contributed by The Finger

99mar10