The Only Record Review You're Going to Find On This Site So You
Better Goddamn Lick It Up, Baby
Elektra 9 61468-2
I want everyone to know that I have conducted an objective, controlled experiment recently.
HYPOTHESIS: The new Bjork album does not suck, and may even quality as SPIFFY.
METHOD: See Appendix A
OBSERVATIONS: See Appendix B
1) Listening to the new Bjork album causes considerably less prostate cancer than listening to Zappa albums.
CONCLUSION: Debut does not suck. Debut is SPIFFY. If you purchase DAT tapes for your own original work, you should use up some of those spare music tax credits taping this for yourself from a friend. If not, just steal a copy from Musicland or Sam Goody. Remember: Theft isn't a sin if you ask forgiveness before you die.
APPENDIX A: [omitted for brevity]
APPENDIX B: [omitted for brevity]