These two pictures were cut to fit snowglobes, see. Also notice that both of them featured water. Snow and WATER? Hello? If it's snowing, you get ICE. So these poor old people would be FROZEN in the frozen water. And dogs named Satica's Helper or whatever would come and lick their foreheads for the salt. And maybe chew off an ear. I can't say at this point.
contributed by Bigrig