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Napoleons condoms ($168).

Napoleons condoms ($168)
Strange, these are the only condoms with a guarantee (for five years) on them, and yet, there it is, in French. French letters, indeed. “Dearest Josephine. Home in three days. Please pick up some more of that cheap ‘n’ shitty IKEA furniture.”