Hy-Gee condoms ($224).
This is the only condom tin that has no writing on it. A condom for the discriminating gentleman. “What, this? No, these are Chiclets™, doll.” Let’s hope she fell for that clever bit of subterfuge, fictional condom-tin-laden male of the mid-20th-century! God, he’s got to be about 70 now. Get out of the way geezer, make way for the new generation! We’ve got it all figured out this time, seriously.