This is not macho!!!
So I was in Las Vegas a month or so ago, strolling through
the overpriced mall inside The Venetian They've got a fake canal
running the length of it, and fake gondoliers push fake gondolas
through it so you can stare at the walls and up at the stores and the fake
What I wasn't prepared for was the fake gondoliers lip-synching their way
through what was presumably a pre-recorded actual gondolier-type song.
They probably spray 'em down with fake gondolier sweat every half hour or so