Would you like an <x> on that <y>?
During my college cafeteria visits, a certain near-sighted and elderly cafeteria worker had a tendency to slop everything together on the plate. Somehow she became a recurring character whenever things were stacked on top of one another. I gave her a nice misaligned-dentures talking-out-of-the-side-of-her-mouth accent, even though I had never heard her speak a word: “Would you like some more stuffing on those Pop-Tarts®, hon?”
– Jeff Stendec (1999)