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Toys 'n' Services Mix-up!
As a concerned parent, it's up to me to make sure that the toys I buy for
young whatshisname have been approved by all of the various government
idiots, whoever takes care of that shit. If I've been hitting the sauce
especially hard during the day, I also try to make sure I don't get those
damned toy and game names screwed up with some of the services offered at
the Cherry Patch Ranch in Southern Nevada.
Real Live Babe and Friends - toy
2 Girls Show - service
Mr. Mouth - game
Black Nylon Chew - service
Drop 'n Go Choo-Choo - toy
Guess Who? - game
View the Back Door - service
Booby Trap - game
Tits Up - service
Fetish & Fantasy - service
Sit 'n Spin - toy
Our Famous Rack - service
Racko - game
Busy First Doctor Kit - toy
Hands Down - game
Upside Down Lick - service
Splashin' Fun Water Pal - toy
Water Sports - service
Naval Attack - game
Bubble Bath - service
Pooh Honey Pot Hunt - game
2 Piece Snack Box - service
Ball Party - toy
Flavored Snatch Party - service
Don't Wake Daddy - game
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