You need to talk to the chaplain.
This is something my dad picked up from the army. whenever there was a complaint
of the existential, unfixable sort – the kind of question that is really
annoying to get – from why are we here down to something like
complaining about a lack of something when theres no solution, like
were camping and it wont stop raining, or whatever, the response was you need to talk to the chaplain. Used to frustrate me greatly in my younger days, when he would use it on me; now I think its really funny.
– Soosan (May 30, 2006)