You need to talk to the chaplain.
This is something my dad picked up from the army. whenever there was a complaint
of the existential, unfixable sort – the kind of question that is really
annoying to get – from “why are we here” down to something like
complaining about a lack of something when there’s no solution, like
we’re camping and it won’t stop raining, or whatever, the response
was “you need to talk to the chaplain.” Used to frustrate me greatly
in my younger days, when he would use it on me; now I think it’s really
funny.
– Soosan (May 30, 2006)