Sabatini will attempt to murder you.
[Mission Impossible]
Spoken in faux-Russian halting falsetto accent. This is of course not Gabriela Sabatini, tennis star and National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Board spokesperson. FLUID milk, as if those powder bastards had a snowball’s chance in hell of capturing any kind of demographic except for confused coke addicts (“Powdered milk ... what cocaine addicts snort when they’re not snorting cocaine”). Health kick! Stop sweating bullets, oh my precious Fluid Milk Board.
– Jeff Stendec (1997)
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