My pants are tight.
In two episodes of Just Shoot Me thus far, David Cross plays
Slow Donnie, a brother of one of the major recurring characters.
In the first episode, Donnies been pretending to be slow
ever since he fell out of a tree ten years prior. Hes got the hots
for his brothers girlfriend (Maya), so he tries to make a move on
her; she tries to expose him. After Maya unsuccessfully tries to seduce
him while leaving her office phone/intercom open, he utters this phrase
in his slow voice (filled with anxiety and confusion, for his
unsuspecting brother on the other end of the line); he then later points
at his genitals while mouthing this phrase a second time (at Maya). Apparently
this episode was rejected out-of-hand until Cross signed on, as the writers
felt he was most likely the only person who could play the slow
character in both a humorous and non-offensive manner.
– Jeff Stendec (October 6, 2001)