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Just don’t touch my eyes!

While we were riding in a cab one day, the driver indicated that his previous fare was a group of yuppies who wouldn’t stop talking. He thought about his unfortunate situation for awhile, then blurted out this phrase in a successful attempt to freak them out and shut them up. Useful whenever you find that a pseudo-psychotic episode is necessary.

Jeff Stendec

Tags: exclamation