Hey man, I get the dog.
[Armor Guard]
In a shoddy television commercial for Armor Guard home security systems, an absent home owner is relieved of all his possessions by two criminals. As they part the barren household, the last man out picks up the complacent canine home security system and utters this macro. If the house had been equipped with Armor Guard jail-like steel bars on the windows and doors, this could have been prevented! Spoken while exiting a strange location, or after encountering a real stylin’ doggie.