SantaCon NOLA 2001, m*therf*cker.

("O", we missed "U")

Nothing could stop us, and no one could understand us.

I swear Trixie was wearing pants when we left the house...
In a graphic high-speed action sequence, we can see Charlie Manson hot on the heels of Hunter S. Thompson coming out of Turn 2.

Look out, Hunter! Manson smoked your ass from the outside. So much for the, um, ju-DICIOUS use of drugs.

Joe Dirt (right) looks on in amazement, and was later hospitalized.
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