SantaCon NOLA 2001, m*therf*cker.

("O", we missed "U")

Naughty night-time stop #1- Johnny White's Bar. Reception for Santa was notably cool, partly because someone distributed flyers saying that Johnny White's would be buying beer for all Santas. Wasn't us, honest.

They never even ponied up a round on the house, but we managed to start getting lubed anyway.
These two anti-Santas were brilliant. On the left is Ned, a petroleum engineer from Chalmette, and on the right is his lovely wife Crystal. They played the whole "opposite" bit all night long.

Everyone wants to sit on Santa's lap and confess their sins, especially young, sober, innocent girls like this one.
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