SantaCon 2000- Dateline New Orleans.

Quoth The Finger:

" ...the strange pre-Xmas phenomenon called Santacon, which has taken place in eight locales across America for the past five years. This annual tradition explores the seamy side of Santa; activities include singing lewd Christmas carols, distributing mutated toys and coal (usually wrapped in '70s-era porn), and slithering into strip clubs to get stone-cold plastered."