2019 items of note: Mmmmmmmm
dude the amount of candy that would completely fill your gut is a rounding error
yes but can you dial it in for me
R.I.P. my drill (1982-2019). You were the best, you beautiful bastard.
in my defense: i have yet to approve "apps" on my cellphone for reasons so no cheating / was ticked off, not really in the moment singing w/the birds, talking to squirrels as usual etc
what happened to the promise of spaghetticoke
trying too hard. "oh you sell VANES"
There is a knocking sound coming from the front passenger side of my car. It is roughly 120bpm. Turns out it's something called a "blend door actuator," a little mechanical switch that moves a flap that changes the airflow in the car. It is SO IMPORTANT that my car tries to open/close this flap TWICE A SECOND and FAILS so it TRIES AGAIN and ALL THE TIME I'M DRIVING. No. No. No. No. No. Get a clue? It's just like Opera. "Do you want to update?" No. No. No. No. Ask five times, then GTFO ... you're a VENT that's hardly ever used, for a passenger.
I have started a tip jar thing, because I'm worth it.
the hell it does
Trailer credits, J T Leroy (2019).
1997. Round filing old things.
Lunch today ... a small cup of non-toxic seeds harvested from the deadly Randy Valencia Orange and a handful of Dr. Reddy's "Productive Coma" Novelty Foaming Kombucha Intelligelcaps
Dagashi Kashi. RDC2 was such a rehash.
casino dlc comin' ... gotta buy tons of those shart cards
Quick design thing after seeing Kai Brach Twitter message. I'm groggy, give me big stupid icons.
Over-designed ad for boner pills (Internet, 2019).
Click, August 1939. "A Madcap Artist Makes Daffiness Pay." Woo woo. Woo. The whistles go woo.
A recent video by Keiichi Matsuda presents the dystopia of an augmented workplace but I would argue that every single video I've seen broaching the augmented-reality task-helper worldspace gives me the jibblies and I'm so happy I'll be dead by the time it becomes mandatory. I told you I was happy, I just didn't tell you WHY I was happy. Anyway, bon appetit, suckers.
PS I'm not a monster of course I love the little dog on the shopping cart in Hyper-Reality and the updated Clippy in Merger. Buy a coco-nut to upgrade the kennel? "Fuck YEAH you are on my EXACT LEVEL OF STUPID" holy shit now the dog has a TOP HAT :HEART: :HEART: :HEART: GIZ ME THIS AR FUTURES NOW I DEMA(TFEKJF#^(@@ @@@@@@@@@NO CARRIER
Running Sap Convention, 2017. I don't know, lots to go with here. [Farting noise], for one. "What is not Alain Nu," that's another right there.
i thought we all decided that baby on board car alerts were verboten
there's been a sudden sharp uptick
are people fuckin' more
nevertheless i steadfastly remain unafraid of your exploding baby
Came across this TV show listing for James Burke:
Stump the Scientist: featured an audience of children who questioned a panel of scientists in the hope of presenting a question they could not answer.
back of set giant scoreboard "SCIENTISTS 72 CHILDREN 0"
kids crying every episode as scientists decimate them
navy alarm buzzer
clown takes losing children to "tantrum grotto"
shit's crazy (emerick candy company)
precision screwdrivers or lightsabers
you kids like the start wars, doncha
"use the force, dude"
workin' my demo
ps is there a law against grouping JIS000 00 0 and PH000 00 0