SantaCon NOLA 2001, m*therf*cker.

("O", we missed "U")

Ticket to New Orleans: $140

Condoms, breath mints & high hopes: $8

Too many drinks: $53

Puking & passing out on Bourbon Street, only to be ridiculed by 40 liquored-up Santas:

PRICELESS!

Please remember that there is nothing magic about New Orleans that lets you drink twice as much as you can at home.

A quick stop at the Crowbar to shake up the vampires.

DJ Mark was happy to see us and played some fine music for us, including the original Grinch theme.

Time for caroling. Naughty, naughty caroling in Jackson Square.
Around 100 people stopped to try to figure us out.
At this point, many zealous Santas had drunk themselves to death.
Fortunately the voodoo culture is strong in New Orleans, so this unfortunate Santa will be back for next year's adventure.
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