nolasantacon2001

SantaCon NOLA 2001, m*therf*cker.

("O", we missed "U")

It started off innocently enough. My attorney strangled a baby doll.

She ended up with both eyes poked out and her bottle arm torn off and crammed into one socket. The other eye socket was used as an ashtray.

Good, clean fun.

Then things got out of hand as he turned to human prey. Here an accomplice distracts passersby as the attorney chokes out an elf.

"Hmmm... I've been pretty good this year... I wonder if Santa will bring me something neat, like a machine gun, or a spaceship made of cotton candy and filled with monsters..."

Tough shit for you. Santa saw you whack the elf. All you get for Christmas is some drunk dude in snake-print jeans who won't stop talking to you.

Read on --->

*SantaCon NOLA 2001, mtherfcker.* ("O", we missed "U")
It started off innocently enough. My attorney strangled a baby doll. She ended up with both eyes poked out and her bottle arm torn off and crammed into one socket. The other eye socket was used as an ashtray. Good, clean fun.
		Then things got out of hand as he turned to human prey. Here an accomplice distracts passersby as the attorney chokes out an elf.
"Hmmm... I've been pretty good this year... I wonder if Santa will bring me something neat, like a machine gun, or a spaceship made of cotton candy and filled with monsters..."
		Tough shit for you. Santa saw you whack the elf. All you get for Christmas is some drunk dude in snake-print jeans who won't stop talking to you.
		Read on --->