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a man, drives a plane, into the... Living Room Mojave desert Chrysler Building Wrong Hangar huh?
Previous Burning Questions? (no longer functional, don't answer them.) NOTE: I am referring directly to you, the reader of this text, as the person or persons who should NOT under ANY circumstances attempt to answer the questions below. They don't "answer" any more. You will be wasting your time.
22 Oct 2000 Obligatory Prediction of Election Outcome: Bush & Cheney- beacuse I have a nice job and we need a good war. Gore & Lieberman- because we need more government. Nader & Whoever he Picked- reasons unknown. I'm Indifferent. Stop bothering me. None of these candidates are even worth a mouse-click. I'm voting for the party, not the candidate. Electoral voting is a travesty & an insult to the concept of democracy. Or, do a little write-in jobbie-
09 Sept 2000 Name yer POISON! Guinness Steelhead Pale Ale The Hard Stuff (explain below) Cider or some other Girlie Crap BudMillerCoors Ice/Light/Dry/Turbo/Draft Pilsener Urquell Any of the Trappist Ales I don't drink (then get off my website) Or write in your drink of choice-
06 June 2000 Gatorade?? Fruit Punch or nothing. Original Lemon-Lime. Grape. Or maybe Watermelon. Those newfangled ICE flavors.. Never touch the stuff. What the F@CK are you talking about?
19 May 2000 BurningMan? Great big crock of shit in the desert. Radical self-expression at its finest. Party-time for wanna-be hippies. Fun experimental community experience. a burning? about a burning MAN? wha? What the F@CK are you talking about? Or charm me with your own write-in response:
06 April 2000 Bolt-Action Mil Surplus? Ishapor 2A in 7.62NATO Moisin-Nagant M39 (7.62x54R) Spanish Mauser in 7.62NATO Enfield .303 Jungle Carbine Turk Mauser in 8mm What the F@CK are you talking about? Or write in your favorite weapon:
10 Nov 1999 How did you GET this job? Fuck you, I'm actually OVERqualified. I married into it. My family owns the business. I don't have a job. I have a job but I wish I didn't. What the F@CK are you talking about? Insert snippy extraneous comment here:
Waffle cone, sugar cone, or cup? Just put the scoop here in my pocket. Waffle cone or nothin'. I still like sugar cones. Cup. Just cup. Cup with a cone on top, you little punk. What the F@CK are you talking about? And I took write-ins for favorite flavor:
Who would you rather sleep with? Madeline Albright Hillary Clinton Barbara Bush Janet Reno Mothra
This one only stayed up about 36 hrs. The overwhelming winner was mothra.
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