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I have a wish list now. It is really my own little database reminder of what I've been looking for as of late. I use this service because there's nothing else online like it, personally I usually just buy stuff used, paperbacks, etc. But hey, whatever floats your boat. There is also the tip jar which seems to make everyone happier as they go about their day.

Things that I need, or leads on said things

Woody Woodpecker & Friends: Man's Best Friend (Crazy Mixed-Up Pup)
Cards as Weapons - Ricky Jay
The Great American Hoax - Alan Abel
Totally Mad: Mad Magazine CDROM
The Way Out Record For Chlidren
Cleveland, Robert: The Cappy Dick Fun For Boys and Girls Book

Australian Black Rabbit Traditional Licorice Packet I would like to know who I have to have sex with to get a few of these. They are available at Woolworths and/or Franklins. In the brown paper bag.

Items from Taiwan/Italy
I need some small things from stores in Taiwan and/or Italy. If you live or are visiting any/all of these two areas, please contact me. These items are neither illegal nor any hassle at all, aside from actually finding them in the shops. You will be paid for your trouble.

Candy Cigarettes
Yes, they exist. Not the current brands, though ... What I need are the candy cigarettes that look like real cigarettes - Winston, Camel, etc, or any non-current (old) candy cigarette packaging. You send me any of this, and I will be seriously in your debt.

Photos/Diagrams/Scans/etc of graphic warning signs
You know what I'm talking about. Those little icons on Very Scary Machines that show a little ped-like icon getting ripped up by a saw or smacked in the head or pelted with rocks in the eyes. You'll find a wealth of these comical images on farming equipment like threshers and combines and such.

A job
I am currently ummm, what's a positive word for unemployment? Why is everything anti-slack? I am busy pursuing life. Anyway. I could be looking for a job in the Bay Area. Something creative and with little stress and eight-and-skate for the most part. Sure.

Fisher-Price Little People pot-head with scowl
Okay, so somehow, after gathering up a large amount of these li'l fellers, I never ended up with this one. I've already ditched most of my stuff, I just want POTHEAD. Maybe there are no pot-heads with scowls. If this turns out to be the case, I will MAKE one. He will be my Hybrid Scowling Pot-Head.

Things that I have to offer

Unsafe At Any Speed CD Will trade for other interesting non-poetry/goth CDs.

About thirty different types of Hell Notes I can trade for other Hell Notes or whatever. These things are coming out of my ears.

Of course, I could trade any/all of these things for things listed in the "need" column, or other interesting things. I'm flexible, like those bendy straws.

Also, if you are interested in any of the items in, for example, Pixbarn or elsewhere, let me know. Some of it I'm keeping, some of it I don't have anymore, but some of it needs to go. Name a price, barter, etc.

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