Clark bar.
C. R. Pearce Company, Pittsburgh PA. Hot Dog Chocolate Covered Dates. Confectioners Journal November/December 1923. Do you know what they are all saying? They're All Saying ‒ HOT DOG!!
I was addressing a group of young people the other day and they all expressed disbelief at my description of consumable pudding sold in a metal can. You wanted to get all that delicious pudding material out of the can so you'd lick the lid etc. Hunt's ran some safety commercials about not licking the can but you licked the can anyway ... Snack Pack the Talking Horse could go shove it.
"Diced peaches!"
1879 June Confectioners Journal. Boule De Gomme Anglice Gum Balls, A. J. Chauveau & Co., Philadelphia. "Have all flavors, including lemon, raspberry, currant, cherry, almond, celery, &c." "They are not only beautiful to the eye, delicious to the taste and refreshing to the palate, but are also esteemed of great value as a pectoral remedy."
Honey can you please hand me a few of those celery gumballs, my pecs are acting up
The Esperanto Family (1990). Produced by Joe Horne, creator of Stevie & Zoya and The Specialists.
Daisy Picture Pistols Solve Your Boy or Girl Gift Problem. Superman Krypto-Rayguns. Daisy Manufacturing Co. Children's Activities, December, 1941. Back cover.
1913 Our Salesman. Moore & Evans, 32-34 Wabash Avenue, Chicago.
The State Birds are Garbage
Wintergatan: Clock Escapement Marble Gate
VAN NEISTAT: Fantasy Fixing
i am sad
i had to replace the battery on my hygrometer
it had a field for max temp reached
hit it driving back from la through/on the grapevine w/no ac
126
"Gonna need a little more hustle from all of you, fifty more pieces an hour ... my dream boat isn't going to buy itself"
[leaves, double-backs]
"FIFTY MORE EACH OF YOU BOAT BOAT BOATBOATBOAT"
1905 trademark Uncle Cy's Corn Wafers. "Why in God's sake can't we move these fuckin' wafers"
Advertisement for Catogni's, The Roanoke Times, March 8th, 1892. Here's our store front, we sell items you may find yourself wanting to eat. Done. Looking forward to food shopping in real life, bidding adieu to the poorly-implemented local global supermarket chain's online presence. Exhaustively petty report to follow some time soon or never.
