2010jul14. Hello, suckers! I am going to be attending a desert festival in which a tall wooden structure in the shape of a man is burned early again. If you are attending, perhaps you can stop on by with a shower and some decent food, not like Pop-Tarts and cereal. Do you have a sandwich distillery? I would like to be
your best friend ever. I will provide a map later on in the month so you can plan your future life with me and what’s left of your perishable edibles starting with desserts. If you have trouble spotting me gravitate to the guy who
is using a bullhorn to not shut up ever. I will considerately whisper in the bullhorn in the morning, not like the jackholes jackhammering outside my window right now at 9am. This is the first time I will be attending this desert festival in eleven years, so I will make hilarious critical mistakes. Here is my first visit to the
festival which was seventy-bajillion years ago, before anyone was actually born.