2009mar13. Friday thing.
- Hand signals at the Stork Club. Addendum.
- Urban camoflauge.
- The bird is just going to fly up and start pecking the loaf, be serious here, THE BIRD IS GOING TO GNAW ITS WAY INSIDE AND LIVE INSIDE THE FOOD AND [FX: translates] Oh, outside birds.
- Chimp demonstrates previously undocumented human characteristic; zookeepers retaliate by showing inhumane characteristic. Sweden. Come on.
- Twitter: Leisuretown. THE LITTLE ASCII ART DUCK WHO NEVER STOPPED COMPLAINING: o< THIS SUCKS | No one tells me anything anymore. You’re all fired.
- Thru You. EBN-like.
- Twenty-Five Things About My Sexuality. Random people talking about sex but not blathering on and on about it the way that some people do. They are limited by the format. Limited, I say.
- Jon Stewart’s smackdown on Jim Cramer. “ ... leveraged at 35:1 ... ” Well hell, don’t stop there, money itself is leveraged at 10:1 ... of course it can’t be called “leveraging” ... let’s call it “snakeifying.” When Cletus borrows ten grand from a bank to buy a sweeeeet used Trans-Am, they snakeify (or “print”) a little under a hunnerd grand. Soon as he signs that paper. OF COURSE THIS SYSTEM WILL WORK FOREVER WHAT WHAT WHAT