2008jan16. Reuters: Clowns universally disliked by children. This is obvious, of course, but why are there clowns? At all? How does McDonald’s work? Kids must be engaged in a weird eat-or-flight dichotomy ... “wanna eat, clown’s gonna get me ... ” Clowns: if you are a clown, I will afford you no respect. I don’t care if you are an ironic clown, an unfortunately high demographic in the bay area. This is my Message to the Clowns.
