2008apr01. The American Heart Association has come up with a new and improved non-cooties way of performing CPR that is fairly simple. On this page, it indicates: “Push hard and fast in the center of the chest.” At the FAQ, extra labor is revealed: “Begin providing high-quality chest compressions by pushing hard and fast in the center of the chest with minimal interruptions.” Look, the game is coming on in five minutes, can I just tape a squirmy fish to this guy? Great.
