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2007may27. Here are some newly-added macros. Here they are.

<x> ... also: <x>.
<x> ... three.
<x> without a <y>
<x>, for breakfast?
<xn> formerly <x1 ... n-1>
ALIVE ... ALIVE (1995)
And in my homeland. (2000)
At the strip mall of death { again }
Audio Wars
Big beautiful women.
Botulism. Rat feces. Cockroaches.
Cockblock the mouth.
Dive, Tony, dive! Swim, Tony, swim!
Do you feel that?
Finger Waggle (1990)
Home town call! (1981)
I got better.
I like these.
I’ll remove his <x> for <n> dollars!
I’m a punk, that’s what I do.
I’m not an <x>, but I play one on TV.
I’m sorry!
It’s good, uhhhh feeling. (February 16, 1999)
Looks like we got { us | ourselves } a convoy.
My goddamned Animal Crossing. (September 2002)
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
O I C U R A JERK!
Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent. (December 29, 1996)
Quack, quack, quack.
Sarrrrrrrs, matey.
TEXAS. (September 27, 1994)
That’s like closing the barn door after the horses have eaten your children! (1981)
These aren’t the <x> you’re looking for. (May 25, 1977)
Thinking about string
You take care of MY daughter.
Your <x> was murdered by another Jedi knight named Darth Vader, who went over the the Dark Side ... (May 25, 1977)
Your wish is granted, long live Jombi.
{ Hot Fudge, right on! } Comin’ at ya { now }! (1972)
{ Sorry ... } Sharers will be charged full price.
{ The black widow ... } First she mates ... then she kills. (February 6, 1987)


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