2007jun10. So I’m watching pet #39 today and there’s this toy cellphone laying around and I flip it open and press a few buttons then put it back down and a few seconds later it starts ringing so I answer it “Hello?” and I have this great pretend conversation. I think I’m going to buy one to take around with me, use it in public because really what’s the difference as far as everyone else is concerned. Or carve one out of wood, hollow it out, keep some marbles in it and they keep falling out onto the ground ... “Oh, sorry, this phone really sucks ... “








