2007jul05. Mail from someone from American Apparel.
Hi there I just need to get some info on your trader joe’s bottle water, How is it purified?
X, thanks for writing. Our natural spring water is purified by a small, insular platform group of sultry barely-legal teens, constantly writhing in a continuous stream of our water while occasionally posing in sexually provocative positions. These sessions are then photographically documented and turned into print advertisements. We find we sell a LOT more water this way, and the water just seems to taste better as well.
Sincerely,
Trade ‘R’ Jeff
Customer Service
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