2007feb18. I’m going to trim the edges. I’m using the edge-trimmer. Look at me go. Trimming. Edges. Now my lawn is a well-defined rectangle. Hot nuts. Woo dog. Neighbor’s got a rectangle. Other neighbor’s got a rectangle. We all have rectangles. We got it all figured out.
Some edge trimmers sound like dental tools. This makes them 12.3x more awesome. Christ, he’s done, now it’s too quiet.








