2007dec26. Look, I’m not the most organized pencil on the chopping block, but I am totally gearing up for one of 2008’s most important holidays, National Pie Day, which is January 23rd. To celebrate this most suspicious occasion, I am holding another contest. The last contest, “Send Me Chocolate Contest,” was won by 9-year-old Tex K. of New Orleans, New Orleans, who sent eight different bars of exotic non-office chocolate which were all immediately eaten, wrappers and all. In the same spirit, the new contest is called “Send Me Pie Contest,” wherein you would send me a pie to commemorate National Pie Day 2008. The address:
National Pie Day Contest Sweepstakes Rally Final Elimination Heat Trial
2008 Jr.
c/o Cardhouse Wish Fulfillment Center
Box 2 0 7 0
Berkeley CA 94702
As always, the winner will be eligible for having sent me the winningest contest entry, in this case, an awesome pie.








