2007dec21. I have one of those electronic things I see crazy people walking around with, talking into them like they’re little gold bugs. Mine is white. White gold bug. First I turned off all the goddamned noise on it, then I tried to turn the swirlee graphics off but it was only a choice between tepid graphics and flaccid graphics, so I stuck with the tepid scheme. I’d post the number if I had a good plan but I’m a cheapo prepaid guy. Mostly it’s for emergencies, so I can gently gurgle to the 911 operator while being tasered by the police in Beefsteak, Nebraska for not having enough patriotic flair on my vehicle. If you need my number, just let me know. I’m all about the numbering.
