2007dec19. I am getting xmas junk for a 5-year-old kiddle. She’s learning to read, and her mother said her fav-rit character is Superman. But all of the soft cover “learning to read” books center around the Safe Happy Mundane Near-Adventure of the Fuzzy Talking Animal. I can sort of see why they don’t have a learning-to-read book for The Man of Steels.
Look! It is Superman.
There he is.
Strong!
Can lift whole horsies!
He found something! Ding!
What is?
Is kryptonite! A rock. A special rock. A very big rock.
Is pretty. Green! “Green.”
Oh!
Superman is tired.
So sleepy!
Sleep, Superman.
He is very tired.
Let’s go visit Batman now.
I would make an awesome children’s book author. Or a pastry chef. Or a bowling ball manufacturer. But I am more tired than Superman! Let robot sleep. Ding.
