2007apr03. Odor Eraser™ mail.
I’ve been meaning to send angry email to Lysol and similar companies that claim to eliminate all odors JUST TO COVER IT UP WITH ANOTHER.
Or they could just anesthetize your nose. I remember when the first “free” detergent came out, I was jumping up and down in the aisle. Now I just beat my clothes on rocks at the marina.
Glad to hear it’s not just me.
A number of years ago I was at the kitchen sink at work washing my coffee cup. Two members of my group were there and one of them asked me why I wasn’t using the dish soap. I casually said that I used to use it, but it seems to leave some everlasting soap residue in my coffee cup regardless of how much I rinsed it, so I don’t use it any more. That soap: Dawn™.
They thought this was hi-larious and ribbed me about it endlessly. They printed off several dozen Dawn™ logos and pictures and hide them about my office. When I discovered them, I scoured the place and tried to find them all. Then they printed out over a hundred more and re-seeded ‘em. They emailed Dawn™ customer support under my name asking about the residue problem, and they hacked my home page to have a spinning Dawn™ bottle.
To this day I still find Dawn™ printouts tucked in various books I owned at the time. Bastards!
Cheers,
Jon
Your co-workers are mean. They should be shot. Big Dawn logos on their coffins, gravestones, etc. “Ha ha! Dawn! Funny.” [SFX: ratcheting noise]
