2006sep29. Mail.
Is there a Trader Joes in Tatahoma, WA
Not this week. But perhaps one will go through Tatahoma in the next month or so. It’s a strange way to run a grocery market, an entirely mobile fleet strategically positioned throughout the USA to offer the lowest possible prices by leveraging distance from key ports and food manufacturing facilities, but that’s what keeps the Trader Joe’s customers eyeballing the TJ “market deployment web” on their cellphones while they’re racing down the freeway. The prices. Or maybe it’s the chili mango slices.
“Trader Joe’s ... coming to your town ... soon?”
And there my answer to my anonymous interlocutor ended. But it reminded me of a slogan I came up with a few days ago for the sex toy industry: “There’s always room for sex toys.” You have to think fast, on your “feet” as it were in the ad business. I am meeting today’s challenges “head on” and am “strangling myself” with “my pretend tie.”
