2006nov08. I was drinking some soy milk – it’s sort of an adjunct to my normal rice milk. I don’t usually drink it, I usually add a little bit occasionally to cereal ‘cause it’s pumped with vitamins etc. So it sits around awhile. But I wanted to finish off the carton and I thought “hahah, wouldn’t it be funny if there was visible mold on the spout?” and I had a mouthful of it and looked at the spout offhandedly so as not to be all self-aware of my latent mold phobia and sure enough, it’s covered in mold. I went to the sink to dump everything out and rinse and I was laughing the whole time. So I was right, it was funny. THE WINNER IS ME.
PS: You can never have too many “and"s in a sentence. Your grammar teacher can suck it.
