2006nov02. What are those Hitch50 guys smoking? They get a free ride to Alaska, they’re stuck there, then they get a free ride back to Seattle ... and now, immediately after this, they want to go to their graduation ceremonies in British Columbia?
Dudes. You are seriously spitting in the face of some awesome Karma. You have chosen your destiny. One does not abandon a Royal Quest in the middle to prance around in a mortarboard. I skipped my graduation ceremonies and I didn’t have anything near your rockin’ legitimate excuse. "Can’t Pomp & Circumstance ... state clowns will eat me.” Your parents will forgive you in about eight years, by my estimate. And it only really comes up when you’re already arguing. GET HITCHIN’, YOU BUTTS
