2006may09. I have some Zip disks. They are old. I would like to get rid of them. But I need to back them up. I called FedExKinko’s or whatever they’re called. A summary.
“Do you have Zip drives?”
“Yes.”
”Mac or PC?”
“Macintosh.”
“How much does it cost?”
”Twenty-five cents a minute.”
“Okay.”
Walked four miles to FedExKinko’s. I like walking.
“I would like to use a Macintosh.”
”Our Macintosh is down.”
“Since when?”
“It’s been a week.”
How’s that boat anchor working out for you, FedEx?

