2006jun15. BREAKING NEWS: The Transportation Safety Administration tried to save us from the Butt Rub. It took the TSA six hours to figure out that honey, an oyster shell, a video camera, and a jar of Byron’s Butt Rub do not an explosive device make. “The U.S. Department of Homeland Security and the White House situation room were notified about the incident.” This Butt Rub scandal could go all the way to the top.
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Shell, Oyster
Buttrub, Byron
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God, comedians are probably going to milk this one for weeks. Butt Rub.