2006aug12. Among all of the inane procedures we have to dance through to board a plane now, there’s this: “Airline staff members insisted that parents taste baby milk before it was allowed on planes.” Yes. Because if the parent is a terrorist, willing to blow up the entire plane and his/herself plus a baby for their various misguided causes, there’s no way he or she isn’t going to be able to give security a shit-eating grin when swallowing a liquid explosive disguised as milk.
“What? Okay ... [terrorist brings liquid up to mouth] AAAAHHH I CAN’T DO IT!!! Okay!!! Ya got me! Ya got me! God, if I swallowed that, it might cause some intestinal distress or something.”
