2006apr18. Evany’s book, The Secret Language of Sleep, a Couple’s Guide to the Thirty-Nine Positions has just been released from captivity. It’s embossed. This is a classy book, with that inlaid title card and all. I had a chance to sit down with Evany earlier in the year and talk to her about the book.
“Do you have the position where one person jams their face into the armpit of the other?”
“No.”
But it’s got every other position. You can find more information about it here. It’s even got a sleep test which is much better than that finding-out-your-sleep-number-computer-thing I did at the county fair ...
THANK YOU FOR INVESTIGATING YOUR SLEEP NUMBER “JOSEPH BLOW”
A FULL ONE-THIRD OF YOUR LIFE IS SPENT SLEEPING
YOUR SLEEP NUMBER IS: 0.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333
I got Lotto picks for an extra clam, so it wasn’t a total waste.