2005oct24. U-shaped skywalk jutting out into the Grand Canyon. Right. You would have to pay me to go out on that thing, not charge me $25. Wait ... glass bottom? No way, sister. No freakin’ way. Someone’s gotta clean that glass, though. Maybe they’ll have ro-bots do it. Ro-bots aren’t afraid of anything. And again, Snopes is there with the non-urban legend urban legend. I remember while I was in LA, everyone wasn’t talking about that craaaaaaaazy Grand Canyon skywalk. American American American? America’s ... AMERICA! Ameramerican Contingent? Citizens of America in America for America?

