2005oct07. You know, back when I got my service pin for being Web1og #30, I was most excited about the possibility of criminal-based web1ogs. Where are all of the Bandit Journals? “Yesterday I stole. And it was good.” I mention this because some woman dropped her pocketbook outside of Trader Joe’s and her and her friends were oblivious and then I picked it up and walked it over to them. That’s when you lose things, when your friends are blathering on and on about some new skin condition that’s all the rage and you’re like “Jesus, that is the most amazing thing ever” and there goes the pocketbook. Anyway, back in my vehicular conveyance of choice, I realized that in a parallel universe, someone could have just waltzed off with the pocketbook. Finders keepers, right? That’s the law of the briny deep. At least that’s what the captain told me. There was totally a guy with a captain’s hat in Trader Joe’s. That was the point I was trying to get to, or not at all.
