2005mar17. I’m putting some sketchy plastic liner on the floor of the goose coop. It’s to make cleaning out the coop easier – the geese will have to be locked up at night to keep coyotes from snackin', and I forgot to build in bathroom facilities. So I lay the first bit of liner down, and smooth it onto the wood for awhile because it’s got the sticking power of something that has completely no sticking power. Right after I stop, a very small ladybug walks onto the liner, walks off it, walks back on, stops for one second, and takes an even tinier poop on it.
“Yep, guess it works.”
The ladybug returns to its home. “Funniest thing, I took a shit today and then I heard this thunderous sound like ’HAAAAAA HAHA HAAHAHAH.’ It was so scary ... I would have shit myself, but ... ”