2005jun19. Word on the street is that the left hand of Song Airlines giving out over a thousand free tickets didn’t tell the right hand of Song Airlines, the people booking the tickets. That’s brilliant. So there’s a lot of misinformation floating around because the operators just don’t know what these free tickets are all about. If you’re going to give away free stuff, you maximize ease-of-use because people are thinking “man, if I’m getting the run-around with a totally free ticket, what kind of personal hell awaits me if I try to book an actual paid flight through these clowns?” My suggestion is to build your own airplane out of sheet metal and fireworks. Lots of fireworks.

