2005jul14. My Wife Is A Cheap-Ass, America. This is an AWESOME article. The writer talks about tipping, comparing his tipping practices against his wife’s. He’s a standard tipper – 19% in one example – and she’s a bit of a skimmer – 13%. But the beautiful subtext here is at the end of the article. “ ... I refrain from chastising her tips ... ” Dude, you just got PAID to chastise her tips to the freakin’ WERLD, man. Pack your bags, Chateau Doggie awaits!
FYI – I only tip with little plastic babies. If you’re an adequate server? Five babies. But if you’re really good ... ten babies. I know, I know, but I think superior service is worth it.